I don't think brook has ever known best
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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