Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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