the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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