Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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