So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just found puke in my bra..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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