I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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