Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Please, let me fuck your mom
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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