He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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