So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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