Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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