We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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