yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You did what with his pubic hair?
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