I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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