I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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