am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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