do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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