did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You made out with two different species that night
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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