I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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