they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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