rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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