Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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