I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
