i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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