so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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