I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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