I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Is it because I queefed?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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