his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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