So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
