Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Do plants get herpes?
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