im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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