The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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