i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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