Small penises have feelings too.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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