so explain again why im purple
no
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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