is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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