i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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