Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The adults are the big ones right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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