making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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