we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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