Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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