how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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