my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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