The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
