she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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