Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Will exercising make me less horny?
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