you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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