Define "chronic" masturbator.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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