you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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