her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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