Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Everything about him screamed your future.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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