Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think your dad took our porno
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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