STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
why do cheetos always look like penises
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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