U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just want to make out with him forever
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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