I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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