i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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