dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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