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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

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(912): View more from Georgia

i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day

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(650): View more from California

I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.

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(703): View more from Virginia

What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.

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(416): View more from Toronto

They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water

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(716): View more from New York

I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?

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(740): View more from Ohio

as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?

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