You can't special order awesome
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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